Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize
