Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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