just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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