just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
It's just like the Real World with babies
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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