my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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