This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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