And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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