i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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