it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.