Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book