why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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