Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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