i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize