I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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