so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
There's always time for handjobs
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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