This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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