at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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