worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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