And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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