I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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