i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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