pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
