Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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