I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
3pm strippers are depressing
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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