we made out on top of his cat.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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