Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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