Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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