It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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