It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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