So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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