This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
