I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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