There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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