Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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