hell yes lets make some ravioli
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize