what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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