Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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