He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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