Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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