so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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