No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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