No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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