yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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