so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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