fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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