if you like me you must not know who I am
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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