Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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