i just wanna soil my oats bro
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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