i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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