in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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