I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Your dad touched me again.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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