you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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