In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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