dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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