Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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