I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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