She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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