I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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